One-night stands are seldom great, but they’re usually memorable. We want to know about yours. In the form below, tell us in 250 words or less about the most ridiculous impromptu sleepover you’ve ever had. We’re interested in details, but there’s no need to name names. This exercise is utterly anonymous. If we like your story, we’ll publish it in our monthly publication, giving you the greatest sexual keepsake of all: a small bit of newsprint immortalizing your experience.